Quote of the day by Jordan

"Expose yourself to people. Not in a naughty way (maybe sometimes), but just let others know you're there for them, yourself, and the world.'-Jordan the forgiving but sometimes unforgiven humanitarian of the arts, and other stuff, person.

"Simply put, there's two things that interest me. Kimberly Freeman, and her music.'-Jordan the OED fanatic dude, that is a thousand miles away, but might just drive there this summer, cause this has gone on long enough, Bradford.

"Those who don't do anything are always the one's who try to put you down.'-Jordan the guy who does things, and get's a lot of grief for it, guy.

Jordan, you're a tool.

"Longing, hope, and envy are dangerous things. Don't let them bottle up inside. Though these things are as good as cheese, they will eventually get moldy.'-Jordan the jealous collector of moldy cheeses, Bradford.

"AND I'M LIKE 6 FOOT 5 IT MUST HAVE LOOKED PRETTY FUNNY TO THE DEVIL WHEN HE TRIPPED ME.'-Manic manic manic manic manic manic manic, took the drugs, still manic, Bradford. Pain killers are the perfect synergy!!!!!! *runs the fuck off, trips over a coffee table, eats a qualude and jumps out a window*

"If someone annoys you, and they won't leave you alone, or you just want to annoy someone else, either kindly tell them to leave you alone, spread vicious rumors about them on the internet, save pictures of them off of facebook and alter them, so that they look uglier than they already are, and send them to all their friends, send them an e card on their birthday that says "one step closer to death", show up to their job and tell all the management that he or she is a sex offender, and that they should keep an eye on them, leave jahovah's witness pamphlets on their car windsheld, but write "you are going to hell, your salvation lies in a noose", on the inside of the pamphlet with a sharpie, walk up to them randomly at any event that you know they are attending, and compliment them on a shirt they're wearing, or their shoes, and then say "just kidding, I've seen better clothes at a tijuana garage sale", then spit on the ground and laugh really loud, making a scene and causing embarrassment, if they want to pick a fight, tell them that you have aids, and have a lot of open sores and that it would be unwise to fight unless they themselves wanted aids.'-Jordan the diabolical savage beast, OED goblin, warrior, and all around nice guy.

"Drama is a catalyst for heartbreak. When the drama ceases, so does the drama queen.'-Jordan your sociopathic therapist and confidant, guy.

"A placid soul, undisturbed. I sit right back, without a word. I sit and stare, without a care. Don't tell me to care, don't even dare.'-Jordan

"Those that have no sense of humor shall take everything as an attack. Those who see the light will understand that sarcasm and jokes are a glue for comradeship.'-Jordan the sarcastic guy that jokes with online friends, but some don't get it, and they're not worth my time if they don't, Bradford.

"The world is full of copy cats. In order to stand out in the animal kingdom, you must separate yourself from the felines, and become a lion.' -Jordan Tyler Bradford

Please start your own post for this shit. I work hard on these. Thanks.

And I don't come here for your negative input.

I also have some great quotes that resemble me on the very bottom of my page on Kimberly's fan site. The following quotes are from various sources. Jordan props for coming up with your own wisdoms.

Girls are taught a lot of stuff growing up. If a guy punches you he likes you. Never try to trim your own bangs. Someday you will meet a wonderful guy and get your very own happy ending. Every movie we see, Every story we're told implores us to wait for it, the third act twist, the unexpected declaration of love, the exception to the rule. But sometimes we're so focused on finding our happy ending we don't learn how to read the signs. How to tell from the ones who want us and the ones who don't, the ones who will stay and the ones who will leave. And maybe a happy ending doesn't include a guy, maybe... it's you, on your own, picking up the pieces and starting over, freeing yourself up for something better in the future. Maybe the happy ending is... just... moving on. Or maybe the happy ending is this, knowing after all the unreturned phone calls, broken-hearts, through the blunders and misread signals, through all the pain and embarrassment you never gave up hope.

"i was never one to patiently pick up broken fragments and glue them together again and tell myself that the mended whole was as good as new.. what is broken is broken - and i'd rather remember it as it was at its best than mend it and see the broken places as long as i lived.”..

"this is my face, i've got a thousand opinions and not the time to explain.. and this is my body, and no matter how you try and disable it, i'll still be here... and, this, is my mind, and although you try to infringe you cannot confine.. and, this, is my brain, and even if you try and hold me back there's nothing that you can gain"

"William Parrish: How perfect for you - to take whatever you want because it pleases you. That's not love.
Joe Black: Then what is it?
William Parrish: Some aimless infatuation which, for the moment, you feel like indulging - it's missing everything that matters.
Joe Black: Which is what?
William Parrish: Trust, responsibility, taking the weight for your choices and feelings, and spending the rest of your life living up to them. And above all, not hurting the object of your love."

First of all change is never easy and you never can really be prepared for change. Another thing is sometimes no matter how much you want something its just not ment to be. No matter what you do the end is not going to be the result you hoped for and as long you feel you did everything you could and tried to work at the problems that were occuring you cannot say you failed. Lastly, if you really truly love someome you are never going to stop loving them. Even though you love them sometimes the answer is to move on, not walk away. There is a difference. Walking away is saying you didnt care and didnt try. Moving on is reclaiming yourself and taking control back of your own happiness.

"If you're anything like me (which I hope you are, because we won't be friends), you stay on facebook until 4:00 am with IMs off, until someone cool comes on. Then you proceed to IM them feverishly until they say "gotta go, got stuff to do", and then you say "ttyl", drink a beer, smoke some devil's lettuce, then go on myspace.'-Jordan the digital apparition, that appears and reappears at a whim. Nothing but a fart in the wind, Bradford.

"If you haven't heard of me, my real name is jimmorrisons_corpse. That is actually my pen name, but don't tell anyone. If you steal it, I shall kill you with the blunt end of a pick axe. Not really, but I lead a rich fantasy life.'-The OED Goblin.

"Intruders and bystanders jeer, but your true friends, they stay near.'-Jordan the Loyal Friend...and a loyalist to those who are mutually loyal, person.

"Have you severed the ties? Did it even the score? Did you long since forget what you severed them for? All those friends of the past, and all those good times. Now you mimic the strangers like a blank, lonely mime.'-Jordan Tyler Bradford

Unpredictability is really the only thing that keeps the river of life flowing.'-Jordan the quote demon Bradford.

"Amerika is fat, bloated, and complacent. We don't care until stuff blows up.'-Jordan the Watchful sinner, guy.

"Seeking truth isn't always easy. Some hide it so well, and some don't know the difference.'-Jordan Tyler Bradford

"I'm a nihilist waiting for violence, as well as cynical optimist waiting for silence. If you tell that I'm confused, you're right my brain's abused.'-Jordan the user of illicit substances.

"It's such a dubious task to fight you, but so gratifying to bite you.'-Jordan the rabid OED goblin.

"I told myself over and over that I didn't have a superiority complex, but then my complex said I was inferior, and I agreed.'-Jordan the godfather of his own god complex, Bradford.

"The Ramones plus the Lunachicks plus Kimberly Freeman equals punk rock heaven.'-Jordan the KF/OED fan geek punk rock admirer...Bradford.

"I see life in black and white. You either move forward (benefit), stay stagnant (lose), or lose completely (die). That's how I look at it....'-Jordan the wannabe mob boss who takes quotes from online conversations, guy. Or, good fella. Whichever you prefer.

"If ye should pre-order "Break" before me, ye shall surely perish.'-Jordan Me First and the Gimme Gimme Bradford.

"Who needs sleep when you're asleep while you're awake, and awake while you're asleep?'-Jordan the sane guy with insane thoughts, Bradford.

"I was a ghost in another life. Not a business man, not a poet, not a warrior. Watch me disappear a second time. Reserved in memory, dead in infamy.'-Jordan the Orb of Death Bradford

"I've found that the more you say to people, they can either know you more, or know you less. It's really about tearing down the social walls. The bullshit factor.'-Jordan the socially aware, socially suicidal, socially apathetic, social butterfly, yeah I know I need to change, but I won't, Bradford.