Lonely Desolation (rapture in my town) *part 4*

Getting struck by lightning isn't as bad as people say
There are worse ways to go
But, your whole life doesn't flash before your eyes before you die
You just see one random image
Mine was Obama wearing a turban with a Binladin beard doing the little thumb
Thing, like Bill Clinton and then Hillary Clinton coming out from behind his desk
EWWW!!!

"YOU KNOW WHY I BROUGHT YOU HERE, JORDAN?'

This sounds like James Early Jones.
'Lion King', comes to mind then all my childhood memories flood back
And I travel through every instance up from the time I was an infant to adolescence, to early adulthood....and beyond

I guess your life flashes before your eyes after you die

"No, but I think God or James Early Jones just zapped me with lightning'. I reply

"BUT, YOU DON'T KNOW WHY I BROUGHT YOU HERE?'

"No, but I was singing Joy Division and they're emo graveyard goth no wave, and you ruined that for me.'

"MAYBE IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN JAMES BROWN, OR EVEN THE CARPENTERS.'

"What?'

"UM...NOTHING...NO I mean...I BROUGHT YOU HERE BECAUSE YOU NEED TO LEARN THAT
YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE ON EARTH THAT FEELS LONELY SOMETIMES.'

"MR Jones, I'm a fan and all...but I don't swing that way.'

"YOU KNOW, YOUR FRIENDS AND YOUR FAMILY, THEY'RE NOT IN HEAVEN. THEY HAVEN'T EVEN LEFT EARTH. THEY'RE MERELY IN ANOTHER DIMENSION.'

'You, you mean...that chick from Blockbuster is...'

"WHY YES, EVEN THE BLOCKBUSTER CHICK, SHE'S STILL AVAILABLE. WHAT A HOTTIE SHE IS, I MEAN...YES, YOU'RE MERELY IN AN ALTERNATE REALITY, AND THAT LIGHTNING DIDN'T KILL YOU, IT'S A TELEPORTATION DEVICE.'

"Woah, so kinda like Star Trek?'

"YOU MEAN STAR WARS.'

"No, they can't teleport in Star Wars."

"YES WELL, THEY CAN NOW....'

*awkward silence*

To Be continued....